So yeah, Micah's little post made this ordeal sound like an almost joyous occasion. "Steph got sick, I got to stay home, then I got sick and got to stay home and we watched Friends...Yay!" But no, let me tell you, this is most certainly not the case. No sunshine and roses, no happy go lucky Friends addicts satiating their addiction. This was full out agony for a full day and a half, a slight reprieve, and then another onslaught, slight reprieve then another soulless attack! And I got the worst of it. What is up, Micah never gets sick....Grrrr.....
Even if it wasn't the escargot I don't think I will ever be able to eat snail again. Even the thought of it makes me want to hurl. And my stomach is still on attack mode as if from a personal affront. Vindictive piece of crap.
Laughing hurts.
This is what hell is going to be like. No really, sitting in front of a toilet for an eternity, dry heaving and cringing with no abatement, and of course being flayed alive....Doesn't that sound pleasant? I think not. Thank you Lord for saving me from such a fate! Seriously, I got a taste of it. I don't think I've ever been so sick.
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OMG! That was hilarious. I mean... I feel bad and all. It didn't sound fun, but you had me rolling. I love and miss you. I'm so sorry you got sick. Oh, and this Lauren living in Australia thing might actually happen! I'll keep you posted.
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