
-by Micah-
Yeah, so Steph has been monopolizing the epic blogs – maybe I’ve just not been in the mood to hack out a lengthy monologue of our many adventures (too beat from said adventures...and being dead sick for the past 3+ weeks).
But she kindly handed off the responsibility of recounting our “Butterfly Festival,” at least the second part of the weekend.
Not sure she explained the general premises of this weekend. There is a travel company that caters to foreigners – they have organized outings every weekend throughout the year. It’s one of those, “plunk the money down up-front and we’ll take care of everything.” Nice, if you want to just hang-up your map and compass and go along for the ride – we’ve been doing our fair share of compass work as we navigate among Seoul’s 12 million inhabitants and thought we deserved a break.
So yeah, Sat. was a surprisingly tiring day. They gave us no warning as to just how involved the “hike” would be – and I gotta tell ya, I was more than a few times glad to still have some high altitude capacity in the lungs, as we were pulling ourselves up mud slicked rocks, hand over hand, grasping for any exposed root or rock or branch that was secure enough to provide some anchor. Steph’s comment on inclines being 45 degrees was a bit of an exaggeration, though she remains adamant, but it still paints the picture.
The hike and questionable dinner behind us, we slept on “traditional Korean heated-floors.” Fun fun, but we slept like babies nonetheless.
Off to the namesake of the weekend, we took the 2.5hr. bus-haul to the Festival. Now, when we Westerners think of a festival, we know it to be a special, unique celebration of something grand. Think Oktoberfest, The Fat Tire Festival, The Parade of Lights, Tour de Fat, micro-brew bluegrass gatherings in Copper Mtn. These are weekends to remember, annual gatherings of good things with good people. I’d drive the 6 hrs. to Fruita and even fly the Atlantic to participate in some of these memorable, time-honored traditions; needless to say, our expectations were a bit too high.
We arrived on sight to find a very permanent (i.e. this happens year ‘round and is no special event), third-rate amusement park facility – minus the amusement rides.
Maybe think of a run-down state fare in Oklahoma whose rusted rides have long since shut down, leaving only the sun-faded, colorful tents with the random blue-ribbon squash and runner-up razorback hog still on display.
“What does one do here?” we kept asking as we were eventually led to a rather small museum, bordering a rather small greenhouse. The museum held a disturbingly large collection of dead butterflies, moths, spiders, beetles, and various other insects – all pinned to boards, done in much the same fashion as the science project of that geeky, aspiring entomologist kid with the coke-bottle glasses you made fun of in the 6th grade.
After our fill of dead bugs we were corralled towards the greenhouse that turned out to be the home of all these butterflies we’d been hearing so much about. There they were, all two species types – many dead underfoot, odd.
Corralled again, this time into a group of “foreigners,” all given plastic containers, all containing the same white butterflies. A group of Asian paparazzi appeared from seemingly nowhere – over a dozen in number (and I’m not exaggerating). “1, 2, 3!” we freed them – right back into the greenhouse. Cameras blinding us with a sea of flashes – everyone cheers, so weird. “Hey everyone! Come watch the foreigners release butterflies to freedom!”
Well again, by “freedom” they meant “back into the greenhouse” and by “release” they meant “to their deaths.” Half the butterflies immediately fell to the ground, unable to fly, and promptly died.
“These butterflies died of natural causes!”

